I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry right now.

Maybe a little of both….

About 45 minutes ago, I accidentally knocked by green smoothie off the desk in my office.

I mix up these little concoctions every morning. Spinach, raspberries, a banana, some coconut milk and water.

Both you and I know it’s a great way to start the day.

But did you know when you splatter green smoothie all over your ceiling, it stains it green within about 3 minutes?

Well…. I didn’t know that until just a few minutes ago.

Any of you physics type people out there can splain to me how a glass of green smoothie can jet propulsion itself 8 feet in one direction AND also find a way up to my ceiling, I would love to hear how that works.

And while you’re at it, I got another question for you….

I get how the green stuff get’s deep down into the tight little cracks of my collage of 20 picture frames; down between the glass and the frame.

I get it.

Here is another question for you brain-y-acks out there.

How does that stuff get BEHIND the picture frames?

It scared the crap out of my little dog Watson and he has been hiding under the bed ever since. His brother Kirby must have thought it entertaining because all he wanted to do was lick up green stuff off the floor.

What does this have to do with real estate?

It has everything to do with real estate.

There is not another profession in this world that gets handed a falling-off-the-desk-plumb-full-green-smoothie pretty much every day of the week.

Most of the time we reach for that glass right as it is about to hit the floor.

Shabambo! …. Green stuff everywhere.

You can either laugh or cry.

Piss and moan or find a way to make it work to your advantage.

I decided to learn a lesson from it that would not only help myself, but maybe a few of you along the way.

Now for a little bid-nez….

If you want to list an additional house per week, this is the best way I am aware of:


Do the real work with power and purpose

Jim Krautkremer